Thursday, July 30, 2009

MISTAKEN FOR STUPID


Hey y'all Red D here. I Just opened a case of mountain dew, so kick back and listen to the tale I have for you today. My friends aren't the brightest lights in the house. The other day we met at the lake for are bass club meeting for a little fishing and sun backing. When I got there I saw my friend Jake covered with duct tape. I asked what was with Jake. My friend Dokie told me that he was fixing to go para sailing. I asked how he was going to do that with out a sail. That's when he told me that he made his own. I asked how he made it, that's when he told me. He made it out of p.v.c pipe, duct tape and a bed sheet. Then I asked about him being covered in duct tape, and with out missing a beat he said that was his safety harness. I thought to my self that this was one of those situation where you might be mistaken for stupid. So there we were all looking on my friend Johnny was going to man the boat.The plane was simple enough, Johnny would start the boat , then Jake would run down the dock and jump when he reached the end and go sailing through the air. Sounds simple right. The time came,Johnny started the boat. Jake took off running down the dock. Things was going great till he for got to jump at the end of the dock.The motor on Johnny's boat was so loud he could barley hear Jake screaming stop. When he finaly did stop we rushed over to check on our friend. When we saw he was alright we picked him up out of the water and gave a cold mountain dew to drink. That's when we all decided to cast a line and enjoy the rest of the day. This is ol Red saying don't be mistaken for stupid, stay smart and pleas don't try this stuff at home. Yall be good and I'll see you out in the net.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

My family and I are on vaction and will be back on monday with more posting. So don't get worried all your favorite characters will be back next week. See you all later. Just because i'm gone does not mean you can't vist my neighbors and some of the old posting.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

EVERY THING MUST GO


Big T here, to tell you about the 4 day sale. This Monday- Thursday from 6:00-12:00 midnight everything is half off. We have a variety of stuff to offer. From hydro mowers, deep freeze window air conditioners, flat screen t.v. and much much more. Come on in to get free hamburger, hot dogs and free balloons for the kids. The first 100 customers will receive and extra 4% knocked off the sicker price. We are making room for the newer products so coming in. So come on down and shop till you drop. So wives don't worry we have you covered. While your husbands are shopping for that next whatever you know he want use, take advantage of are beauty salon/day spa/makeup room. Get your hair done, get your face don with that mud stuff, and check out all the new makeup from all the top names. Come on in everything must go, we're not holding anything back.

Friday, July 17, 2009

THE ROAD TRIP


Hey, how y'all doing on this fine day. Well the weekend is among us.Let me tell y'all about the weekend my friends and I went to Atlanta Georgia to see the braves play. When we started down the road we made a pit stop at the Gas-X grocery store. We loaded up on beef jerky, tater chips and several cases of mtn dew. After we gassed up, we got gas for the explorer. Things was going great we were on our way to see the game. We cranked up the radio, singing along with every song. Then while driving, my friend Dokie said those four stupid words, hey y'all watch this. Bout that time he put the pedal to the floor and said welcome to the races boys.After yelling stop, we looked over to the left in time to see two state troopers parked on the side of the road. Dokie looked over at me and asked " you think they saw me." "Naw they was so deep in there conversation, you snucked by 'em." I told him. By that time he looked in his mirrors and saw the flashing lights."Pull over man maybe they just want to talk." I told him. With out missing a beat he looked right in my eyes and asked " You really think so." When we reached the Georgia line they had a road block waiting for us. So there we were spending the weekend sitting an a Georgia jail cell,because of those four stupid words. We did get to watch the ballgame. It was on the mirror we could see in the hallway of the jail. So the next time one of your friends says those famous stupid words,find you something hard to hit him upside his head. This is Red D saying have a safe and fun weekend.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

RED D


Hi there names Red D. I come to you today to say hello and howdy do. I will be visitin you from time to time. This here JB feller gonna make me famous. So y'all come around and see me be a big shot on this box on the net. I'll bee telling you stories about life, family, fishing and hunting. So kick back in your easy chair and crack open an ice cold mtn dew, or whut ever soady pop you like. Till we meet again this is Red D I'll see ya down in the net.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

WARNING SHOT PEST REMOVER


If you have an unwanted pest or a guest that just want leave. Then give us a call at warning shot, we have all the tools to remove you trouble. Let me and my brother come to you. There is no need to come to us,simply give us the adress when you call. You can reach us day or night. There are no fees unless we fire our guns. You can reach us at 555-12guage. If you cannot reach us, please leave us a message we will return all calls. So call now operaters are standing by.

Monday, July 13, 2009

HEY THERE MY FRIENDS

JB HERE, JUST WANTED TO SAY HEY TO ALL YOU OUT THERE CAUGHT IN THE NET. I WANT TO THANK MY RETURNING VISITORS. I WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME SOME NEW ONES AS WELL. FEEL FREE TO LEAVE ME A COMMENT, AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. AGAIN CHECK OUT MY NEIGHBOR IN THE LEFT HAND CORNER. SO IF YOU ARE A RETUNING VISITOR TELL A FRIEND WHAT YOU SEE. THIS IS JB SAYING Y'ALL BE SAFE OUT IN CYBER SPACE. THE WOLVES ARE ON THE PROWL. GOOD NIGHT AND GOD BLESS.