Monday, August 31, 2009

NEW IDEAS

HEY YALL JB HERE. HOW YALL DOING ON THIS FINE DAY? I SORRY THIS IS LATE BUT I COULD NOT COME UP WITH NOTHING. I DO WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I WILL BE TRYING SOMETHING NEW. I;M TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOME NEW CHARCTERS AND TRYING SOME NEW IDEAS WIT A COUPLE OF THE OLD ONES. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED HOODY DUDE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ABOUT NEW CHARACTERS OR KNOW A WAY I CAN DO THE OLD ONES LET ME KNOW. YOU CAN LEAVE ME A COMMENT OR EMAIL ME AT burkes_jeremy @yahoo.com. THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT. AND AS RED D SAYS YALL BE SAFE OUT IN THE WEB.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

ANOTHER FAIR COME AND GONE


Hey again this is Red,how yall doing? Hope all yall had good weekend. Round here we had our county fair. Me and my family and friends had a special family reuion and met at the fair. So I of course brought the moutain dew and steaks for the after we left the fair. Things was ging great 'till my cousin Jimmy thought he was going to be smart. He was going to eat all the fair food he could eat and then go on all the rides. So there he was buing funnel cakes, hot dogs, polish sausage ,chicken and shrimp on a stick, and 12 carmel apples. So there he was full as he could be and headed to the first ride. We all tried to tell him to wait, but he told us he was strong. So we all sat back and watched the show. When he started upchucking everybody on the ride started blowing chuncks with them. When he got on the roller coster nobody on or standing in line was safe.By the time he finished riding all those rides had to be cleaned with a fire hose. While he was getting cleaned up my little family was having the time of there life. My buddy Dokie spent $200 to get his little sister a giant teddy bear, My cousin Jk spent $100 on a little dog for his son. Good times we will have to cherish untill the next county fair. Later that night we put Jimmy to bed and then fired up the grill. We drank the dew and at the steaks and talked about the fairs of the past and good times we've all had and are going to have. This is Red saying when you go to your county fair don't eat before you ride. Remember to stay safe on in the net, I'll see yall next time.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Sunday, August 16, 2009

GATER SURPRISE


Red D here just opened a fresh 2 liter moutain dew so put you feet up and listen to this weeks tale. The other day I was out on the boat with the guys enjoying a fishing day. My friend Greg hooked what we thought was a monster catfish. His line started smoking and the top of his pole was touching the top of the water. We all told him to cut the line before he lost his pole and all. But before we coukd say anything Greg went swimming. That's when we stopped fishing and went after him. Part of it was curiosty and no bites all day. I think it was mostly we just wanted to see what he had on his line. By the time we got to Greg he was sitting on the bank trying to chatch his breath. We asked him where the fish was, he said he didn't want to talk about it. Later that night he told us that it wasn't a fish. He had hooked an alligater that took off after he realized he was hooked. When Greg reeled it in he locked eyes with that gater he let pole and all go. So after he calmed his nerves we gave him a glass of moutain dew and watched some TV. This is Red D saying yall be safe out there and i'll see you out in the net.

Monday, August 10, 2009

NEW REALITY SHOW


Red D here with an idea for a new reality show. With all these shows on TV I figure that one more wouldn't hurt. My show takes place in the country. Now I know what you might be thinking the redneck survivor right. Not at all, my show will put four contestants mudding on fourwheelers, fishing contest. Now the fishing contest will put the four on a fishing show. The winner will be the one who keeps the fish. The winner will win the fish and a brand new fourwheeler, and all the mudd you can make a splash in. Not to mention a built from the ground log cabin. Complete with furnicher, fully stocked fridgerater, walkin freezer, and a fully loaded gameroom. Gameroom includes pool table, flatscreen TV and playstation 3 & 2 and all games for both systems. Check your local listings for air time. This is Red D saying i'll see you out in the web. Stay safe.