Gosh, poor guy. A hook hand, a bad case of possible chicken pox or some other spotty disfigurement & ear hair. Someone really struck him hard with the ugly stick. Oh wait I have ear hair... Forget I mentioned ear hair...
What do you know - it's kinda' like looking into my mirror in the morning! :)
The dreaded neighbor! Ha,ha,ha!
Wow, Captain Hook has really let himself go.