Twas the night before Christmas and all through the woods not a creature was stirring, and I aught to know I was out there. The rifle was loaded and resting with care.In hopes that those eight reign deer would soon be there. The coffee was warm and tasty. The hunting buddies was in there stands all freezing and thinking of tenderloin and smoked deer sausage. I had just nodded of for the evening hunters nap. When out in the distance of the woods i heard jingle bells. On the radio I called to alert the other hunters. Shot rang out all over the countryside. When the last bullet was shot and the smoke was all clear we got out of our stands to claim our meat. Once we got to the site we saw him. It was Rudolf himself. Not knowing who shot him we settled it the only way we knew how. We played rock paper scissor for it. While in the middle of the game we saw Santa running down the hill as fast as he could. I heard him exclaim when he got too the bottom Merry ChrisTmas to you all next year there will be a fight.
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FROM ALL OF US AT THE HUNTING REPORT WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND BLESSED NEW YEAR.
Ho Ho....Hunh?
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