Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Monday, December 21, 2009
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the woods not a creature was stirring, and I aught to know I was out there. The rifle was loaded and resting with care.In hopes that those eight reign deer would soon be there. The coffee was warm and tasty. The hunting buddies was in there stands all freezing and thinking of tenderloin and smoked deer sausage. I had just nodded of for the evening hunters nap. When out in the distance of the woods i heard jingle bells. On the radio I called to alert the other hunters. Shot rang out all over the countryside. When the last bullet was shot and the smoke was all clear we got out of our stands to claim our meat. Once we got to the site we saw him. It was Rudolf himself. Not knowing who shot him we settled it the only way we knew how. We played rock paper scissor for it. While in the middle of the game we saw Santa running down the hill as fast as he could. I heard him exclaim when he got too the bottom Merry ChrisTmas to you all next year there will be a fight.
THE END
FROM ALL OF US AT THE HUNTING REPORT WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND BLESSED NEW YEAR.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
DOING SOME SHOPPING
Hey there my friends it's your old pal Red. Got through with all my decerations round the house. Now all I have to do is finish my shopping. Can't really do like I did last year, they banned me from the motel. Imean you rob one houskeeping cart and clean a mess of fish in the bathtub and they tell you not to come back. Thanks a lot mom. So now I have to come up with a new place to go and shop. You know what that means ROAD TRIP. So I will see you next time. Until then keep the dew handy and stay safe.